THE MONKEY CLIMBS
THE MORE YOU SEE ITS Rs
A light, comical risk management lesson.
Once a upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced that he would buy monkeys from the villagers for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were plenty of monkeys around, went out into the forest and began to catch them. The man bought thousands of monkeys for $10 each until the supply of monkeys began to diminish and the villagers stopped looking.
The man then announced that he would buy monkeys for $20 each, and the villagers began to hunt monkeys again. Soon they had captured more monkeys to sell to the man for $20 a piece. Before long the supply of monkeys became so scarce that is was nearly impossible to find a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man then announced that he would pay $100 for each monkey captured as they were now hard to catch. The man however, told the villagers that he needed to go out of town on business. The villagers were told to deal with the man's assistant while he was gone.
The villagers complained to the man's assistant that the man already owned all the monkeys in the forest and finding new ones was impossible. The assistant said to the people,
"Listen, while the man is away, I will sell you all the monkeys you can take for $75 a piece. Then, when the man returns you can sell the monkeys back to him for $100."
The villagers rejoiced as they took all the money they had already received from the man plus all their savings and all of the money they could borrow from all of the villages in all of the area and they bought every single one of the 9,000 monkeys the assistant had gathered so far for $75 a piece.
Once a upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced that he would buy monkeys from the villagers for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were plenty of monkeys around, went out into the forest and began to catch them. The man bought thousands of monkeys for $10 each until the supply of monkeys began to diminish and the villagers stopped looking.
The man then announced that he would buy monkeys for $20 each, and the villagers began to hunt monkeys again. Soon they had captured more monkeys to sell to the man for $20 a piece. Before long the supply of monkeys became so scarce that is was nearly impossible to find a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man then announced that he would pay $100 for each monkey captured as they were now hard to catch. The man however, told the villagers that he needed to go out of town on business. The villagers were told to deal with the man's assistant while he was gone.
The villagers complained to the man's assistant that the man already owned all the monkeys in the forest and finding new ones was impossible. The assistant said to the people,
"Listen, while the man is away, I will sell you all the monkeys you can take for $75 a piece. Then, when the man returns you can sell the monkeys back to him for $100."
The villagers rejoiced as they took all the money they had already received from the man plus all their savings and all of the money they could borrow from all of the villages in all of the area and they bought every single one of the 9,000 monkeys the assistant had gathered so far for $75 a piece.
The next day the assistant crept out of town and the man and his assistant were never seen or heard from again!
It sounds so very very like Northern Rock the City and Banking - one has to wonder when their assistants the economically illiterate Wee Prudence his gofer the darling speach reader and the Mortgage Queen will vanish.
A light, comical risk management lesson which quite clearly the people's of Britain have not YET woken up to.
The great problem is that the opposition and the Government haven't a clue what to do a few insiders in the Communist scam blunder on trying to blame America and admitting they hadn't a clue that if you kept borrowing and the Government in greed for taxation and to cover for their incompetence handed out money with both hands like drunken sailors to buy votes and popularity whilst stuffing their pockets with OUR money.
It isn't treason but I do believe destroying the lives of a huge number of people as people like Gordon Brown, dishonestly pretending to understand economics - the man has been proven to be a criminal incompetent.
As before him John Prescott's puppet Anthony Charles Lynton Blair was a parody of a statesman and a war criminal whom no Politician dared challenge and no commentator dared tell the truth about - out of fear of the consequences of pond life like Alistaire Cambell, who wrote the press releases that The BBC reads out.
It is interesting that every single time Blair was confronted by unselected (not Spin Doctor chosen) groups of the public, even with a chairman as a minder - he was trashed, the man was a cardboard cut out moved from place to place and owned by the Government behind the government.
A light, comical risk management lesson which quite clearly the people's of Britain have not YET woken up to.
The great problem is that the opposition and the Government haven't a clue what to do a few insiders in the Communist scam blunder on trying to blame America and admitting they hadn't a clue that if you kept borrowing and the Government in greed for taxation and to cover for their incompetence handed out money with both hands like drunken sailors to buy votes and popularity whilst stuffing their pockets with OUR money.
It isn't treason but I do believe destroying the lives of a huge number of people as people like Gordon Brown, dishonestly pretending to understand economics - the man has been proven to be a criminal incompetent.
As before him John Prescott's puppet Anthony Charles Lynton Blair was a parody of a statesman and a war criminal whom no Politician dared challenge and no commentator dared tell the truth about - out of fear of the consequences of pond life like Alistaire Cambell, who wrote the press releases that The BBC reads out.
It is interesting that every single time Blair was confronted by unselected (not Spin Doctor chosen) groups of the public, even with a chairman as a minder - he was trashed, the man was a cardboard cut out moved from place to place and owned by the Government behind the government.
Based on a concept read on the internet but unable to source.
TO LEAVE THE EU
Politicians are failing to tell the truth, but so are almost all wanabe Politicians and Snivil Cervants.
Politicians are failing to tell the truth, but so are almost all wanabe Politicians and Snivil Cervants.
The fact is that even if EVERY British MEP wanted change in The EU it would achieve NOTHING.
Every single British Politician of EVERY Party, elected since before we joined the EUropean Common Market, has promised to change The EU's CAP - In 40 Years they have achieved absolutely NOTHING!
To try to put a value on OUR Freedom is as futile as floccipaucinihilipilification and as odious as the metissage of our societies, as we rummage in the ashes of our ancestors dreams, sacrifices and achievements, the flotsam of our hopes and the jetsam of our lives, Country and Anglosphere which we leave our children and the future.
Regards,
Greg L-W.
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To try to put a value on OUR Freedom is as futile as floccipaucinihilipilification and as odious as the metissage of our societies, as we rummage in the ashes of our ancestors dreams, sacrifices and achievements, the flotsam of our hopes and the jetsam of our lives, Country and Anglosphere which we leave our children and the future.
Regards,
Greg L-W.
01291 – 62 65 62
PLEASE POST THIS TAG AS FOLLOWS:ON YOUR eMAILS & BLOGS, FORUM POSTINGS & MAILINGS - GET THE MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE IT IS OUR BEST HOPE AS WHOEVER IS APPOINTED WILL MAKE NO DIFFERENCE AS PROVED!
I SUGGEST – since there is clearly no political party of repute, advocating or campaigning for withdrawal of these United Kingdoms from the EU and restoration of our independent sovereign, democracy, with Justice & the right to self determination in a free country.Deny the self seeking & meaningless wanabe MEPs the Mythical Mandate for which they clamour. Diktat is imposed from The EU but Law should be made at Westminster, for our Country & our Peoples.
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