#G252* - THERMODYNAMIC VARIANTS OF NIRVANNA & HADES
I understand that Professor Robinson, at a certain Mid West University, gave his entire Physics class a
mid-term Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)
or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
Souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell
to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately
as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Professor Robinson's during my Freshman
year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you!"
It is wise to remember that for the whole of the Freshman year I was sleeping with their daughter and it was only last night that I slept with her Mother, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Mrs. Robinson kept shouting
"Oh my God."
That provenance was clearly demonstrated I did not get an 'A' grade - whether this is a provenance that there is in fact no God or that God is not just is more difficult to ascertain but it is clear that minor interferrences like a professor with a shot gun can be an insurmountable barrier to truth!
I understand Anne Bancroft is still auditioning on behalf of her husband and as for her daughter she is in later years 'taking' adult classes.
Further I understand that for some background of the origins of this completely untrue exposition Snopes can assist if you CLICK HERE
I understand a Northern Irish political variant is well under way!
"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821),
Regards,
Greg L-W.
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